Tuesday, July 29, 2014

A Grindbone Listener Manual



Here's a fairly good and only slight misrepresentation of what Grindbone is about.
Picture more voices, more noise.
No MORE.
MORE. 
There ya go...
now just a little more.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Grindbone 7.28.14 Narrowcast: It's Keith and It's Surreal!



"Oy vey!" Says Grindbone super hero Falconowitz. "What DIDN'T happen in this narrowcast?!?!"

Kap's childhood friend, Keith of SOUNDCRAVE MAGAZINE, stopped by to shoot the shit. He once tried throwing Kap off a G-d damned six story Brooklyn apartment building!

Evan sold TSHIRTS. Not mugs...not ashtrays...TfuckingSHIRTS. 20 bucks a pop--free shipping in the US--click the GB MERCH tab up top to order.

Dave is miserable and lacks the heart to tell the guys he's done with the show.

Oh and J's a lovely English lady now.

And then there;s THIS...Jim "Rhymes with Amigos" Sirigos:


Friday, July 25, 2014

Grindbone 7.25.14 Narrowcast: WHOOPIE PIE!!!



Evan and Dave got NOTHING.

Kap's wife entertains an old biker with a diabetic belly.

They can't all be gold, cunt. Sometimes they're bronze. Special Olympic Bronze. But Grindbone ain't afraid to be real. Real fucking boring.

She ain't coming back. Made great Whoopie Pies, too.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Grindbone 7.23.14 Narrowcast: $3.42



NEW MUSICAL INTRO COURTESY OF OUR OWN EVAN MOORE

Evan Moore also said of this narrowcast:

Racist & making jokes about the pervasive "rape culture" we live in? I'm really shocked that Dave's wife, and all the liberals on Reddit, hate the show. 

Evan is talking Mexican and J owes Kap $3.42. They all say really BAD words.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

The YouTube GESTAPO



FUCK 'EM

Late last night, I received a strongly worded warning to take down our new (6 narrowcast old) "musical" intro, All's She Broke My Dick. (See video up top.)

What is left is a silent 40+ seconds at the beginning of each narrowcast. So, if yer listening to our July 11th, 14th, 16th, 18th, and/or 21st audio offerings, either FF or sit and wait.

A new intro is being devised.

Yours until Dave gets a G-d damned fucking Twitter,
Killer Kaplowitz

Monday, July 21, 2014

Grindbone 7.21.14 Narrowcast: THUNDERBONE, BITCH!!!



***ATTENTION*** 
The show begins at the 40 second or so marrk. We were forced to remove our intro by the Youtube GESTAPO.

Nevertheless.
DAVE'S JUST TALKING RIGHT OVER J.

RIGHT. OVER. J.

That's right, folks, it's a good ole fashioned Grindbone CLUSTERFUCK.

Four men enter: none leave.

Helmets, safety belts, plastic dashboard jesuses!!! EVERYONE!!!

Might I take this opportunity to remind you that as CRAZY as this narrowcast is, sometimes it's like THIS.

You see, think of each narrowcast as a small part of the hole. And as the drunks say, "Keep coming back, it works."

Or go fuck yourself, cunt.

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